Archaos's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[kegel 'downhill ski race']

Jay donaldson isn't actually funny...

I don't know why his stuff is so popular. It looks nice but it's just not funny. Sure fart jokes can be funny but not when they're handled like this. I didn't even smirk. It was boring and cliche. And what the hell is with the overt racial stuff? The black guy is eating fried chicken! HAHA African americans are always eating fried chicken!! What about watermelon?? Then the next shot shows the black guy as, yes, a monkey... How clever. Not only do you overestimate your comedic abilities, Mr. Donaldson, Your racial jokes are just racist.

jato responds:

wow! ummm... watch the animation again.

you'll notice the black guy is NOT eating any fried chicken. the white guy is. in fact, the white guy is waving the chicken around.

sure the bucket is on the side of the black guy, but it's only to make room for the white guy's bong.

the reason the black guy isn't in the next scene (if you watch the black guy's facial expressions) -- is because he thinks the white guy is acting too weird for him. the monkey (and robot) were just added for some random zaniness...

i think you need to ask yourself why YOU assume that the black guy was eating fried chicken when he never did.

and i think YOU need to ask yourself why you liken a black man to a monkey when you could have just as easily likened him to a robot.

or why you try to draw these lines at all.

[Bitey of Brackenwood]

Amazing

You have a style as original and charming as any seuss. Everything about this is perfect.

[KOROSU- the black samurai]

I'm not sure this deserves front page...

I was expecting good fight scenes at the very least and i got maybe 5 seconds of actual fighting and way way too much bad voice acting with people breathing angrily into the microphone. The dialogue and plot were laughably cliche and derivative. How about the next one has no voice acting and more fighting?

[how it will end.]

Best. Flash. Ever.

Wow. this is the best movie i've ever seen on newgrounds. I think you could send this to official short movie festivals and win.

[Truth Drugs]

It was okay...

But why did everyone in the movie have horrible red lesions all over their faces? Was that supposed to be a shadow effect?

["Girls"]

Yeah...

I have come to the conclusion that girls are retarded. They are always talking about wanting a nice senstivie guy to date and it's always the muscle-bound jerks with the single digit IQ that they always end up going for. Congrats girls...

[Viewers Like You]

Good stuff. You have a good sense of humor

But next time you make a movie try to not talk so quietly all the time. It sounds like you were recording the voices while your family was asleep and had to almost whisper. Other than that though it was funny and clever.

D-R-P responds:

All of my recordings ended up clipping and crackling unless I turned the input volume down on my mic. I also had to turn down the volume digitally sometimes, due to background noises (lawnmowers outside, air conditioning... That really pissed me off sometimes) When I was finished with all the recordings, I tried to amplify them to be in about the same volume range. All that editing made some of the recordings sound like I was practically whispering. The solutions I came up with was to buy a better mic and a better sound editor that can reduce background noise without lowering volume, but I don't feel like spending the money (enough cash went to Flash itself).

[Marcell delMar, page 2]

This actually disturbed me...

The kid made it to the forest. He should have been safe. Semis can't go through trees! Anyway nice movie. Seriously disturbing for some reason.

[tanya openning sequence]

How interesting...

"ANYONE WHO PUTS REVIEWS LIKE BLAM THIS CRAP WILL BE REPORTED AS ABUSIVE OKAY!" Ok so anyone that thinks this mediocre opening sequence is crappy and a waste of a download can't say anything or you will "report" them? I don't think making threats is a very good way to get the people that already don't like this movie to give you a good review. Also the title of your movie is apparently "shawn firth's Tanya Revenge" What exactly is a tanya revenge?

lucifer-rising responds:

well for one if for example they sed im giving this a zero becuase of this and that and actually reviewed things then that would be okay but im tired of people just blamming things and not giving a reason and you really need to read things my naes shane not shawn and if you read it right its shane firths tanya (small font) as in name of series and then in large font revenge as in the title of the film .. eugh atleast you tried to right a review next time try leaving something a lil more constructive okay...